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Why Your Boss Might be a Vampire

Unearth the signs of nocturnal management

Do you ever feel like your boss only appears in the office after dark? Maybe your boss avoids garlic at all costs and has a penchant for dark capes. While we can't confirm if your boss is actually a vampire, there are signs to look out for. Nocturnal management may involve mysterious disappearances during daylight hours, an aversion to mirrors, and a preference for communicating through cryptic messages. If your boss exhibits these behaviors, it might be time to sharpen your stake and prepare for a late-night meeting in the shadows.

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