Interstellar Snubbing
Have you ever wondered why aliens refuse to visit Earth? It's not because of our advanced technology or lack of welcoming parties. No, the real reason lies in the interstellar snubbing that has been going on for centuries. It seems that other extraterrestrial civilizations have deemed Earth a bit too chaotic and unpredictable for their liking. Maybe we should work on our intergalactic manners before expecting any close encounters of the third kind.