Scientific breakthrough in feline dominance
Cats have always had a mysterious way of ruling the roost, but a recent study has confirmed what many suspected all along: cats own humans. This scientific breakthrough in feline dominance sheds light on the subtle ways in which our feline companions manipulate us to cater to their every whim. From the hypnotic gaze to the strategically timed purring, cats have mastered the art of getting humans to do their bidding. It's a purrfectly orchestrated scheme that has now been scientifically validated, further solidifying the truth that we don't own cats; they own us.